3 Word Story

the new beginning

because Hilary overheard

the cat whisperer

sweet nothings under

her Momma's Skirt

and everybody now

screams for silence

when the pope

blessed the masses

on Palm Sunday

with his big

Holy water aspergillum

mumbling ancient language

known as "Flemish"

drunken sailor talk

translated to Latin

by a drunk

maiden on work

visa 'related mishaps

but a platypus