3 Word Story

everything was dark.

when came spark

there was light

and drunk guide

who was not

sexy-super hot

but instead was

an ugly lion

janitor from Zion

and wore kippah

ate everyone quickly.

Then came arabian

and turned everyone zoroastrian.

Then came Zoroastrian

with fire temples

and makeup samples

for belly dancers

that were americans.

riding on mexican's

swimming muddy waters