3 Word Story

coughing cheesy phlegm

while blacking out.

and dying painfully

while having wet dreams

While flying pigs

over a mountain

Pooped on bin-laden

and filed taxes

with Kobe Bryant

On a helicopter

eating finger food

But who's fingers

were stuck on

my Aunt Fanny?

Fat bottomed girls

wearing skinny jeans

and Argyle sweaters

make the world

cringe with sorrow

. The end was