3 Word Story

licking his fingers

watching truman show

remembering Glory days

Of the Belgian

six foot pygmies

three foot giants

and a squid

then the Kaiser

fell from power

bought a Ferrari

made by Montezemolo

by a sloth

picking his nose

And flicked it

on his boss

Then got fired

From a cannon

operating crew since

The grasshopper invasion

Ate his Cheetos